If Snooki From The Jersey Shore Was A Car, What Make And Model Would SHE BE?

Agent001 submitted on 1/30/2011 Official Bell & Ross Timestamp: 4:58:44 PM

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Some questions in this life will probably never get answered like the real Kennedy assassination story, Christy Brinkley marrying Billy Joel, Gisele choosing Tom Brady over me, etc.

, etc., etc.

But probably the mother of all mothers is the success of the show The Jersey Shore and the 'Snookie' Factor.

Last week over 9M people tuned in, making it the MOST watched show on television!

WHAT?

Could it be proof of the total breakdown of society or that we are minutes away from the Apocalypse?

Like i said, some questions may never get answered.

But here is a question that CAN be answered.

And that is if SNOOKI was a car, WHAT make and model would she be?

It has to be a model that is phony, goofy, slow, out of shape, tries TOO hard to be something it's not, has ZERO class and panache and is a flash in the pan.

So ladies and gentlemen, WHAT is it?

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I had to do a double take at the URL, for a sec I thought I typed in perezhilton.com by mistake....but I digress :-). I think Snooks would be the Escalade. She's big, (and getting bigger) and made it to the A-list, and no one really knows why.
— delan (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 5:27:28 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 14

the ultimate princess car the BMW 3 series
— IamEvilHomer (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 1:16:43 AM | | Votes: 7

IAmEvilHomer, she has a 2010 6-speed 328i coupe, black on black, but no sport package. It was shown in the first episode of this season.
The situation drives a range rover.
vinny drives an E class.
Thats all I saw.
— 2ndbimmer (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 9:55:57 AM | | Votes: 2

Wow. You guys watch this show, huh? I admit, I have seen the show before but I dont "watch" it. Especially enough to keep up with what they drive. I saw Escalades in the episode though...
— LACMAN (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 10:09:24 AM | | Votes: 3

lacman - never saw it
she just looks like a typical driver of that car. Good guess i guess
— IamEvilHomer (View Profile)

Posted on 2/1/2011 3:45:07 AM | | Votes: 2

I cant believe I thought about answering this question and I also cant believe YOU (^delan) went there! lol Although it was a bit funny, dont do the Escalade! ;)
— LACMAN (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 5:35:37 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3

Only 1 car came to mind, Tata Nano.
— wins555 (View Profile)

Posted on 2/1/2011 12:06:33 AM | | Votes: 0

Orange Renault Twingo (Google it)
— SanJoseDriver (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 6:20:06 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

The Fiat 500, definetly not the Abarth.
— Mustang953 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 7:02:28 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

Sky blue Chevy Pinto.
— sbynum (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 7:21:13 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

slow autonews brings us topics like this *sigh*
— uaw_lax (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 7:24:54 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 9

I submit that Snookie would be the Pontiac "AzUgly" Aztec. Ugly with fake plastic bulges everywhere. The Pontiac wasn't pretty, either.
— Chark (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 7:29:01 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3

suzuki vitara (1993)
— YBAB10 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 7:58:07 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Fiat Multipla!!
— Bmw8ter (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 8:25:24 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3

I'm sorry Don, but this is truly unacceptable. This is a car news, rumors, and media website that has had some spotlight in local television news. How can we stoop down so low and mention McSnookie the fatty to any car? even a boring Toyota looks better than her on her best day and can't even be compared to a QX56 even though it's the same size as her tushymellows.
— Agent63 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 8:47:22 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 7

So we're not allowed to have fun sometimes?

001
— Agent001 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 8:53:17 PM | | Votes: -1

Dude........

Chrysler mini-van w/o a doubt....
— BondMI6 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 9:23:48 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Nissan Juke. Short, Fat, and pretending to be something it's not.
— mohelsherief (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 10:27:19 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 4

...and ugly as hell.
— mohelsherief (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 10:29:18 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Look, this is uncaused for! This is a human being who hasn't done anything to deserve this type of treatment. That is someone's child; and I'm pretty sure you guys would not want a group of individuals and let alone an unknown individuals to talk about your mother, wife, sister, or daughter in that fashion. Why? Because you "love" her. Why are we doing it now? Is it the ambiguity that this net which has cause this? We hide behind computers and throw stones at people? People struggle with issues of insecurities in their day to day life. So, don't do it to Snookie. We can be bias, hateful, and prejudice towards the automotive industries all we want to, but let's not go that route towards a human being. Lets just accept her, we don't have to necessarily agree with her "antics," but we do have to accept her as a person.

Sure, I never seen Jersey Shore before, but thats not the point. The point is we are treating a human-being in a indecent fashion. This lady is probably already faced with some issues as to the way she looks and think of her self. So be considerate.
— edeus123 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/30/2011 11:49:25 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -10

B.S.

Why don't you take time out to watch the show {careful when climbing off your high horse} and then get back here to report your findings.

I am fed up to the back teeth of totally talentless people making complete fools of themselves and somehow being worshiped as "celebrities" ; If she is stupid enough to expose herself to the airwaves without a talent of some sort, i and others who have seen the show are fully within our rights to state our opinions of her and others like her.

There are Billions of people who are NEVER on TV, they can reasonably expect not to be judged by people who have never seen or known them.

Hell. Did you not notice we were not discussing Alicia Keys or Marion Jones or.............? the list is endless.
— I95SPEEDINGTICKETS (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 3:18:48 AM | | Votes: 6

I95SPEEDINGTICKETS you are border line racist with that comment you should be careful.
— Roman (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 10:31:49 AM | | Votes: -2

Roman

Maybe you should do some research before typing

I am BLACK // Born in BRITAIN // AFRICAN parents.

I specifically mentioned Alicia Keys and Marion Jones as they are also "Black" yet not many would find such disparaging things to say about them as they have qualities that justify them being broadcast unto my television set.
— I95SPEEDINGTICKETS (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 1:50:55 PM | | Votes: 2

@I95SPEEDINGTICKETS, I do understand your view point, because as I said so myself that I don't watch "Jersey Shore." Thats maybe because it is crap. I didn't even know about Snookie until now, but I do know that she is a human being. Nevertheless, the show being a piece of feces does not negate the fact that she is still a human.

Am I'm right or am I'm wrong?
— edeus123 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 10:47:18 PM | | Votes: -1

You guys' arguments are just fallacies of "just because." I mean I can go along with that same argument and say just because someone's mother on tv I can call her fat or gainly ugly; or just because you placed yourself out in the open on autspies you are a dodo head of some short (I didn't not have any good come back words to come up with). Your argument is very subjective. Just because she placed her self on tv it gives us the right to talk about her in this matter. Come on give me a break. Anyone of us will be on that piece of feces of a show if given a 100 grand or more or even lest.
— edeus123 (View Profile)

Posted on 2/1/2011 2:45:23 PM | | Votes: 1

I can't believe this blog has come down to this. Comparing an overweight bimbo to a car. Well, since I'm already responding to this, I might as well say she could be a Chrysler PT Cruiser. It's ugly, overweight and out of style.
— 07G35J (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 1:31:40 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 10

Im torn between an AMC Pacer (pudgy and mediocre) or a Bentley Mulsanne (big and brash).
— Tarzan (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 2:29:03 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

You Sir........Smack across face with riding gloves....... are braggart and a nincompoop !!!

How dare you compare that Behemoth to the Stunning Beauty that is the Mulsanne ?

........Draws Sword........
— I95SPEEDINGTICKETS (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 3:25:30 AM | | Votes: 1

"If Snookie From The Jersey Shore Was A Car, What Make And Model Would SHE BE?"

Large "compartment"
takes in a lot of "passengers"
"compact"
"fast"
"easy" to steer???

I dunno. Must be made in America from the sound of it though!

I'm with you UAW "...slow autonews brings us topics like this." INDEED!
— internationalmanofmystery (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 8:51:25 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

A 1958 Buick Roadmaster......
— oldthud (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 8:56:05 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

and with this "article," I'm removing AutoSpies from my bookmark bar and will never return.
goodbye
— SauberF1 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 9:24:58 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1

An AMC PACER...enough said !
— PUGPROUD (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 9:44:37 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

Thats what I was thinking LOL
— PlanB (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 11:17:14 AM | | Votes: 1

I would say she would want to be a new camaro SS. Black on black with the dark gray racing stripes and borla accessory exhaust ebcause she says she is always trying to attract a "guido juice head gorilla" and I would think that would attract their attention!
But, the first poster was right, a black on black escalade would do the trick. or the range rover.
— 2ndbimmer (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 10:00:05 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

but the range rover would have to be in that burnt orange color, just like her skin tone.
— 2ndbimmer (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 10:00:37 AM | | Votes: 1

Range Rover {Pre Roonification Facelift} is quite stately.

Not sure that woman in the pic could be described as such.
— I95SPEEDINGTICKETS (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 1:54:43 PM | | Votes: 1

Honda Crosstour with dubs

001
— Agent001 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 12:40:02 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

KIA SOUL LIKE THE FAT RATS THAT RIDE IN THEM.....
— knowitall1985 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 12:43:47 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3

Lexus IS250/IS350, or BMW 3-series, or Audi A4. Any one of those chick cars should suffice.
— LexSucks (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 12:52:55 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1

She'd be a broken down bus spewing black diesel exhaust out her ass...I mean tail pipe.
— wileyz (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 1:01:41 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Maybe the current Nissan Sentra SER.
— mini22 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 1:08:29 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

BMW 1 series- stuby and ackward looking.
— speed123 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 1:10:34 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3

toyota camry, because she cant stop............ eating
— geoff448 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 1:22:25 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

An old AMC Pacer - looks like fat fish bowl wrap!!
— gkearns56 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 2:36:43 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

It's one thing to watch people with talent,but the only reason people watch her is,well would you look at a train wreck?
— knowitall1985 (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 3:01:21 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3

Who's Snookie?
— theoptimisticpessimist (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 5:07:49 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

Pontiac Astek
— Johnel (View Profile)

Posted on 1/31/2011 8:31:10 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

A Skankmobile?
— macbjg (View Profile)

Posted on 2/1/2011 1:45:51 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

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