SUV WARS! Which Exterior Design Is WORSE? The Tesla Cybertruck Or The Rolls-Royce Cullinan?

I think it's safe to say that automotive design today can be categorized into two different approaches.

On one hand you have "safe," and traditional. On the other? Completely out of this world and polarizing.

The high watermark for polarizing is the all-new Tesla Cybertruck. Like it or hate it, you feel something. But here's the funny thing. Roll-Royce's Cullinan is a more traditional and safe design. It beckons to the marque's old-school look and feel — pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

And the latter has been a hit with the well heeled. I guess you can put a brand on just about anything if the logo is strong enough, huh?

That said, we wanted to have just a bit of fun tonight. We want to know: Which exterior design is WORSE? The Tesla Cybertruck or the Rolls-Royce Cullinan?

Let us know in the comments! We've got our popcorn ready.

carloslassiter - 1/2/2020 7:36:51 PM

+2 Boost

If I need an English taxi cab I am definitely choosing the Cullinan.

CANADIANCOMMENTS - 1/2/2020 7:57:12 PM

+6 Boost

The Cullinan is EXACTLY what Rolls Royce buyers expected from them. And they delivered. The Tesla Truck is a napkin sketch come to life. It will never be built to be like that and be road legal. They will come out with a truck, but not this.

valhallakey - 1/2/2020 8:12:03 PM

+1 Boost

Both are so lovely, really hard to decide... they remind me of a mid to late 50s Ferarri or Maserati.

MDarringer - 1/2/2020 8:46:22 PM

-1 Boost

The one named after serial killer Andrew Cunanan

carloslassiter - 1/2/2020 8:53:02 PM

+1 Boost

I think it was actually inspired by those old Hey Culligan Man ads. Same demographic and all.

mre30 - 1/2/2020 9:32:38 PM

+1 Boost

I didn't see a Cullinan in the garage of Manny Khoshbin (he of the Herpes Bugatti unboxing video on Autospies - and he has a $23MM home in Pelican Hill, Newport Beach, CA according to him in the video) so I guess the Cullinan is just NOT the car to get. Manny does drive an 8 year old Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe so maybe THAT is the COOL Rolls to get.

Award goes to Tesla? Shall we ask Manny Khoshbin?

SanJoseDriver - 1/2/2020 11:12:54 PM

-3 Boost

Cullinan looks like any SUV built in the last decade and it kind of looks like a hearse, not impressed. I'll stick with the polarizing exterior of the Cybertruck.

scenicbyway12 - 1/3/2020 12:39:07 PM

+2 Boost

And the Cybertruck looks like right our the '70s.

SanJoseDriver - 1/3/2020 5:19:37 PM

-1 Boost

The Delorean had a great design, it just want's a great car.

countguy - 1/2/2020 11:43:28 PM

+2 Boost

Cybertruck hands down. That thing is a hot mess.

bmw7er - 1/3/2020 12:12:16 AM

+3 Boost

The first doodling of a truck by your kindergarten child

Section_31_JTK - 1/3/2020 2:44:14 AM

+3 Boost

The FuglyTruck is the worse design of all time. Nothing looks worse.

qwertyfla1 - 1/3/2020 8:52:53 AM

+1 Boost

They are both "poke your eyes out with a led pencil" ugly so no thanks to either.

TomM - 1/3/2020 10:37:39 AM

+5 Boost

There is no real question here. Only ONE of the vehicles in the article is actually sold - and sold out too. The other not only is NOT available - IT cannot actually be sold looking exactly like the depiction.

It will need Headlights and Rear View Mirrors at the least. The Headlights cannot be in the Black Bumper - that is too low for statute.

Truthy - 1/3/2020 12:11:46 PM

+2 Boost

Cyberjunk, hands down.

skytop - 1/4/2020 1:02:16 PM

+1 Boost

I have to get special Tesla blocking glasses. My eyes hurt when I look at a Tesla Cybertruck.