A Dollar Tree Makes Him HOLLA? Toronto Blue Jays Catcher CAUGHT MASTURBATING To Porn In His Mercedes!

Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested last week for allegedly masturbating to a hardcore porn video while seated in his car outside of a Dollar Tree in Florida, it was revealed Wednesday.

A witness called police in Dunedin, Florida on Friday to report that McGuire, 24, was 'sitting and masturbating in a white Mercedes SUV in the parking lot,' according to an incident report provided to the Daily Mail. The team trains in Dunedin.

McGuire was charged with misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs...

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MDarringer - 2/14/2020 6:19:15 PM

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So this is car news because he was in a car?

CANADIANCOMMENTS - 2/14/2020 6:29:44 PM

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Apparently. No common sense. Likely loose his pitching job too. All for what? BC you could not wait until you were home? Just bored? Spare me. Such a waste.

MDarringer - 2/14/2020 10:47:15 PM

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"loose his pitching job" is that a technique?

CANADIANCOMMENTS - 2/15/2020 11:01:39 AM

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The saddest part is NOBODY goes to a strip mall that is busy with other cars and foot traffic, parks in the front row (vs the rear) and plays with themself while watching a video. Darwin award winner perhaps, beyond stupid maybe, 80 IQ, but the truth is that he likely wanted people to see him doing it.

MDarringer - 2/15/2020 3:18:47 PM

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I just asked my brother to represent "the gays" and my wife to represent "the straights" to weigh in on "Assuming that his 'stick shift' was worth being seen, would that be enough to overcome his ugly assed face?" Both are dying of laughter at this story.

CANADIANCOMMENTS - 2/15/2020 3:47:19 PM

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The only saving grace in this whole sad sack of a story is that this happened in the USA and this Blue Jays catcher is American, not a Canadian. And it involves baseball not hockey. Not that those guys are saints either.

PUGPROUD - 2/14/2020 6:50:57 PM

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Please spare us these stories going forward...

MDarringer - 2/14/2020 9:07:02 PM

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Maybe he was trying to find the stick shift and did not realize he was in an automatic.

garysandiego - 2/14/2020 10:22:16 PM

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Matt, you won the Internet today!

qwertyfla1 - 2/15/2020 9:05:50 AM

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Well he does play with balls for a living...

MDarringer - 2/15/2020 9:13:17 AM

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Batter up!

qwertyfla1 - 2/15/2020 9:56:39 AM

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Perhaps the deals at the Dollar Store were very arousing?

MDarringer - 2/15/2020 3:15:16 PM

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Their Black Friday sales are amazing. Everything's a dollar.

cidflekken - 2/20/2020 11:45:19 AM

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I don't know. I'm not sure this warrants a call to the cops. I get it. Indecent exposure is illegal. But, I don't know. My reaction would have been to get his attention, gesture for him to put it away, and if he did, walk away.