Stop The Boredom: First Automotive Sex Toy Debuts For Those Lonely Times On Autopilot

First, I need to be clear that I am not here to kink-shame anyone. Sex is great, masturbation is great, and you do whatever the hell you want to get yourself off, as long as everyone involved is thrilled to be a part of it. Now, with that out of the way, I have to say that I find the Automoblow, the “first sexual pleasure device for self-driving cars” incredibly alarming. The reason I’m alarmed isn’t because of the part that involves you shoving your turgid junk into something that looks like a cross between a smoothie-maker and a medical device; it’s because of the “self-driving cars” part.
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MDarringer - 7/9/2020 10:41:36 AM

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A device that encourages indecent exposure....just lovely.

Agent009 - 7/9/2020 11:15:06 AM

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I guess that's what window tint is for

MDarringer - 7/9/2020 11:56:02 AM

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I've caught several salesmen fapping in places other than the men's room and even then you're on company time.

qwertyfla1 - 7/9/2020 12:47:34 PM

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And those "flapping in places" would be in your mouth in addition to the truck stops you like to frequent...Cue the triggered response from the KIA clown!

Greatest car accessory name ever -man my Automoblow really sucks!

MDarringer - 7/9/2020 2:21:34 PM

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Try harder.

Ccoxx - 7/9/2020 7:09:02 PM

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I thought this new toy would be right up Darringer's alley since in a recent auto/sex post he claimed to have the highest sex drive in his family, keeping the wife busy with baby number 6 in the oven....

MDarringer - 7/10/2020 10:02:27 AM

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She and I enjoy a healthy relationship, but we enjoy it out of public view. #RememberToLockTheDoor! We are having no more kids. our 5+1 arrangement is enough.

Section_31_JTK - 7/9/2020 10:31:25 PM

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DickLess4Lyfe already has one. He was the reason the device was created.

qwertyfla1 - 7/10/2020 9:14:09 AM

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Now you will have deeply triggered Loser4Life and he will have to retreat to his "safe space" adorned with Hillary Clinton posters and wear his pantsuit pajamas to recover from your meany post as he formulates his "anything not dummycrat hate speach responses". Can't wait!

MDarringer - 7/10/2020 10:02:58 AM

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*popcorn*