SUBARU Gets Stung By Babylon Bee! New In Car Camera Auto Records Drivers Melting Down About Trump

By popular demand, Subaru has introduced a new feature in all its 2021 models: a camera embedded in the dashboard that automatically records you freaking out about Trump and uploads the video to TikTok.

"This is much safer, since TikTokkers won't have to hold their smartphone to record themselves screaming about Trump any longer," said Subaru's CEO, Tomomi Nakamura. "Now, they can just scream about the bad orange man all day, and we'll take care of the TikTokking."

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ricks0me - 10/23/2020 4:05:01 PM

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Under Biden, it would cost a lot more to fuel that car.

Section_31_JTK - 10/23/2020 6:49:09 PM

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Dhims have Trump Derangement Syndrome. They're gonna have another meltdown in a couple of weeks when Trump wins another 4 years lol.

runninglogan1 - 10/23/2020 8:57:29 PM

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I have a feeling we won't be hearing much from you after November 3rd.

MDarringer - 10/23/2020 10:25:24 PM

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Actually, Bitch, it will be payback as we constantly refer to Cumala Dolezal as a pole polishher.

Carmaker1 - 10/24/2020 6:19:08 PM

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Runninglogan, this isn't even an actual quote. They're "looking into it".

We'll see about Nov 3rd, as nothing is guaranteed. It can go either way electorally.

This site will no longer be allowed to report BS as fact without repercussions, as satire is funny, but not faux news.

Carmaker1 - 10/24/2020 5:53:49 PM

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This appears to be made up BS, buy a non reputable and virtually non-existent source.

In essence a satire article and non story. In fact, one should reach out to Subaru and confirm their CEO even said this.

The (nonexistent) credibility of this site continues to circle the drain.

Carmaker1 - 10/24/2020 5:54:43 PM

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made up BS *by (stupid voice to text)

MBCLS07 - 10/25/2020 9:08:03 PM

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It's satire, ffs. It's always the same handful of commenters here that consistently make the most asinine comments.