FILED UNDER YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING US? Pete Buttigieg Has ARMORED Suburban Follow Him On Short Bike Ride To 'SAVE' Energy!

Some things you just have to shake your head and wonder HOW some people think. And they wonder why people have NO faith in any of them.

Here you go Spies...And it's NOT an April Fools joke!

AMERICA.IS.DOOMED.

Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show.

Use an armored Suburban to bring a bike within a short distance of the destination. Unload it and ride in with a security detail in tow, pretending to save energy. ?? pic.twitter.com/Pxynakrl59

— Tim Xeriland (@Xeriland) April 1, 2021