Tesla’s Full Self-Driving 14 Debuts With More Hallucinations Than a Liberal Politician

Tesla’s Full Self-Driving (FSD) v14, its first major update in a year, disappoints as data points to a lower increase in miles between disengagements than expected.

 

The system also features new hallucinations, brake stabbing, and excessive speeding.

Earlier this month, Tesla began rolling out its Full Self-Driving (FSD) v14 software update to some customers.

The update has been highly anticipated for several reasons.

I had a great first day with FSD v14.1.4! Multiple hands-free, point-to-point rides with no disengagements. A few “brake stabbing” events were slightly annoying but not dangerous.

However, one odd event occurred today that @Tesla_AI and @aelluswamy may want to investigate. I was… pic.twitter.com/Rg4gGWQX1z

— AboutTesla (@AboutTesla) October 28, 2025