If you drive a flashy sports car like a Chevrolet Corvette or Ford Mustang Dark Horse, or a Porsche 911, we have some bad news: there's a good chance you may have a small wiener. Actually, the above statement is a fallacy (or is that phallusy?), but a new study found a psychological link between small penises and fast cars. Basically, men buy ostentatious vehicles once they start believing they have smaller-than-average pee-pees.

 

The study is titled Small Penises and Fast Cars: Evidence for a Psychological Link, published by the Department of Experimental Psychology, University College London. How did the university manage to pull this off? They asked several upstanding members of society to partake in a study and manipulated them into believing they had a smaller penis. This increased their desire for luxury sports cars. In short, owning a sports car doesn't mean you have a small penis, but there's a good chance you own one because you believe your manhood is below average.