MORBID AUTO-BESITY? The BLOAT Is REAL In 2026!
Posted on 7/7/2026 by Agent001
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"Model bloat" refers to the gradual (or explosive) increase in a vehicle's size, weight, and complexity over generations, often driven by added safety features, luxury tech, electrification, and market demands for more space and presence. Few flagship sedans illustrate this better than BMW's 7 Series. Compare the elegant E38 (1994–2001) to today's G70/i7 (2023–present). The E38 was a sleek, driver-focused luxury sedan around 196–203 inches long, roughly 74 inches wide, and weighing about 3,800–4,500 lbs depending on the engine.

It struck a perfect balance of presence and agility. The current 7 Series stretches to 212+ inches long, nearly 77 inches wide, and stands over 60 inches tall. Kerb weight balloons to 4,500–6,100 lbs (especially the electric i7). That's a gain of roughly 5–10+ inches in length, several inches in width/height, and up to 1,500+ lbs—transforming a nimble executive express into a near-SUV-sized luxury barge. Side-by-side photos highlight the absurdity: the old car looks compact and graceful next to the new one's massive grille, towering hood, and aircraft-carrier proportions. While the G70 offers cutting-edge tech, rear theater screens, and blistering performance, it has lost much of the E38's athletic poise. Parking, maneuverability, and efficiency suffer accordingly—classic symptoms of bloat. Other contenders exist, like the Mini Cooper (no longer "mini") or Porsche Cayman(noticeably larger across generations). Pickup trucks like the Ford F-150 have also swelled dramatically.








Yet the 7 Series stands out for how a once-elegant sedan has morphed into something barely recognizable as its predecessor. In an era of "autobesity," the BMW 7 Series exemplifies how flagship models prioritize sheer presence over purity. Enthusiasts mourn the lost lightness, but the trend shows no signs of reversing.