For some reason, people turn into wild animals in and around grocery stores. They're just places to buy food, and occasionally clothes, but if you know anyone who works grocery, you know there's essentially no limit to the bizarre, unhinged things people do. You know, like driving a car through the front doors of the grocery store hours before it opens, then insisting they only did it because they had to use the bathroom. And what do you know, the New York Times reports that exact thing happened in Texas early Sunday morning.