Oh, bless her heart—or whatever passes for one in liberal la-la land. Picture this: a Massachusetts maven of wokeness, decked out in her "Resist" bumper sticker armor, spots ICE agents doing their job. In a blaze of self-righteous fury, she leaps from her Prius like a budget Joan of Arc, phone aloft to capture the "fascism" for her TikTok army. But wait—did she forget to put the car in park? You bet your kale smoothie she did! The vehicle rolls away like it's fleeing her hot takes, leaving her stranded on the sidewalk, mid-rant, looking like a deflated protest balloon.
What a metaphor for the left: all gas, no brakes. She probably spent the next hour virtue-signaling about "systemic vehicular oppression" while her eco-friendly chariot totaled a mailbox. Honey, if you're gonna play activist, at least park your hypocrisy first. Next time, try walking the walk—in sensible shoes. Total fail: 10/10 for entertainment, 0/10 for brains.