That almost sounds like a joke, but actually that would be the next car making its debut at the 2011 Frankfurt Motor Show.
The car in question is Eterniti's sports-utility offering. And from our cover shot, it's readily apparent it will be using the Porsche Cayenne as its donor car.
But very much unlike the Porsche, the Eterniti will be hand-built in London and have some new features not seen in the Cayenne. For example, Eterniti remarks it will have a "limousine-like rear cabin," that features reclining seats -- we're hoping for those airplane-styled ones -- iPads and a drinks chiller.
According to Eterniti, this would give buyers the option of being chauffeured. I guess the driver would be pretty happy about this since the vehicle is said to have over 620 horsepower and estimates its top speed will be over 180.
Look for Eterniti's debut here at AutoSpies.com.
Eterniti's press release follows:
NEW BRITISH CAR COMPANY INTRODUCES THE WORLD'S FIRST SUPER-SUV
New British car company Eterniti Motors is today releasing full images of the prototype of its first model, which will be shown at next week's Frankfurt International Motor Show (IAA).
The Hemera, the world's first Super-SUV, will bring new levels of luxury and performance to the SUV segment when production starts in 2012. Hand-built in London, it will feature a limousine-like rear cabin, including twin electric reclining seats, iPads and a drinks chiller, giving customers the option of being chauffeured as well as driving.
However, its relatively compact dimensions, 4x4 ruggedness and dynamic performance mean that it is more practical than a limousine and offers considerable driver appeal, with over 620bhp on tap and a top speed in excess of 180mph.
The Eterniti stand at the IAA will be in Hall 6.1. There will be a press call at 14.15 on 13 September, when media can find out more, see the Hemera and meet engineering boss and multiple Le Mans winner Alastair Macqueen, together with brand ambassador and Formula Grand Prix winning driver Johnny Herbert.
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