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Gaywheels’ Names Lifestyle Car Choices

Agent009 submitted on 12/12/2007 Official Bell & Ross Timestamp: 1:23:30 PM

38 user comments | Category: Misc News | Source: | SOURCE: www.gaywheels.com

The automobile industry spends millions of dollars researching the average consumer’s needs during various life stages.

Depending on our age and position in life, our cars say a lot about us, our desires and the image we wish to project. Of course, we of the homosexual persuasion have a slightly different set of needs and paths than our straight counterparts.

Below is a list of vehicles that we at Gaywheels.com feel suit the four primary phases of gay life. Mind you, this list represents a random sampling from a broad field of outstanding automobiles, but as space is limited we’ve chosen a few standouts worthy of attention.

Stage 1: Young, Single and On the Prowl

2008 Volvo C30

2008 Jeep Wrangler

2008 Infiniti G37 Coupe

Stage 2: The Coupling Period

2008 Cadillac CTS

Lincoln MKX

Volkswagen Passat

Stage 3: Partnered for Life (a.k.a. Married Without Benefits)

Mercedes-Benz GL

Buick Enclave

Subaru Tribeca

Stage 4: The Golden Years

“2008

Audi S5/A5

Jaguar XK Convertible

Lexus LS 600h L

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Nothing too surprising here if this is referring to gay men, and since no actual link was provided, I gather that's the group we're commenting on.

If this list also included the lesbian population, there'd be at least two more Subaru vehicles listed.
— DaHarder (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 1:48:57 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

I find if you click on the "Read Article" you go right to the source.
— Agent009 (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 1:53:15 PM | | Votes: 3

Arigato Gozaimasu
— DaHarder (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 2:13:38 PM | | Votes: 1

Has this place become so jaded that one gets 'de-boosted' for saying Thank You?

Wow! What a crock...
— DaHarder (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 10:55:53 PM | | Votes: 0

Ignorance can cost you around here my friend, get used to it.
— GTR35 (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 11:36:17 PM | | Votes: 4

Trust me...

If a single Skittle (tm) was eaten for every ignorant, bigoted or mean spirited line posted in here, almost everyone in this forum would have more cavities than there would be dentists to treat them.

Add to that list - Homophobia.
— DaHarder (View Profile)

Posted on 12/13/2007 12:03:34 AM | | Votes: 4

i dont get it...i sure hope this doesnt mean since i have a frickin 2008 CTS that i'm gay...because if anything, that car screams to me "pure good ol' American muscle...refined"
— Fadywwf316 (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 4:33:58 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -4

Im with you, CTS owner as well. (with you, meaning I share your sentiment)
— no1listensanyway (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 5:15:01 PM | | Votes: -2

I hardly think "the car maketh the man' is really true.
I don't think your CTS will be gay-ifying you any time soon.
— Rupert (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 6:04:20 PM | | Votes: 6

oh believe me I don't have a subaru and I am not a lesbo
— bluedart (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 6:59:58 PM | | Votes: -2

Clearly, nobody can take a joke anymore.
— no1listensanyway (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 11:57:15 PM | | Votes: 3

kraut master,

your LOL is the best comment in this whole thread.
— gryphon (View Profile)

Posted on 12/13/2007 9:03:46 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

Cadillac CTS, MERCEDES GL, and Audi S5 are definitely NOT GAY...they must be kidding about the GL
If there is really another gay SUV, it's the RX
— Monk (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 5:06:21 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -4

Honestly Monk, if there's one car that's always gay, it's a sleek Audi coupe.

And just because you are getting a GL doesn't mean it isn't gay!!! And it doesn't make you gay!
— Rupert (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 6:00:09 PM | | Votes: 1

Wow, mature.
— S4cabriofoxone (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 10:22:55 PM | | Votes: 2

S4, it was a joke. And it's never too late to be young again
— bluedart (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 10:46:24 PM | | Votes: 1

I think the CTS should be replaced with the new C350, the MB is so much gayer.
— no1listensanyway (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 5:12:36 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -8

no one is listening to you
— Monk (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 11:47:31 PM | | Votes: 4

Its a joke there tough guy.
— no1listensanyway (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 11:59:35 PM | | Votes: -1

No Bimmers on the list..
— AgentOrange (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 5:26:31 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

it's because bimmers belong to the penile deficient or penile envy groups
— bluedart (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 7:09:55 PM | | Votes: 6

no bimmers? i guess it is true that gay dudes have good taste then =-)
— gryphon (View Profile)

Posted on 12/13/2007 9:05:15 AM | | Votes: 2

I'm really shocked at the comments here, jeeze! Its freakin going into 2008! I car doesn't make someone gay and a car can't be gay. Gay's are studied as a subgroup because they're one of the most educated and wealthy compared to other groups of the population, so it is potentially very profitable for companies to do so.
— rok_altima (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 7:00:57 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3

I cannot picture a GL being driven by a homosexual couple. No way.
— Bill (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 8:19:07 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -4

Who says they can't? People can choose the car they want to drive regardless of race, gender, or sexuality.
— rok_altima (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 8:22:21 PM | | Votes: 3

Bill,

On Behalf Of Every Gay Person I Have Known, Do Know or Will Ever Know...

Bug Off and DIE!
— DaHarder (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 11:00:04 PM | | Votes: 3

Bill,

I hate to burst your bubble, but there's a gay couple down the street from us. Last week, they rolled up in a 2008 GL450. I gave them some good-hearted grief over its gas-guzzling tendencies, but they pointed out its creature comforts and the fact that Mercedes is a very gay friendly manufacurer.
— gryphon (View Profile)

Posted on 12/13/2007 9:11:34 AM | | Votes: 6

isn't the 2008 the 550 V8 motor?
— StickShiftCamry (View Profile)

Posted on 12/15/2007 4:24:46 AM | | Votes: -1

All Honda's, Toyota's and Nissan's are gay.

;)
— EL34 (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 9:54:25 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -7

Agent009,

You knew that this was going turn into some kind of bigoted/homophobic rant-a-thon, so tell me...

Why Did You Even Post This?
— DaHarder (View Profile)

Posted on 12/12/2007 11:02:44 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3

So far it has been pretty civil compared to the past. I guess you can run and hide in a corner or face the facts that EVERYONE has a preference of some sort. I suggest if you don't like the topic then don't click on the article. It is as simple as that.

— Agent009 (View Profile)

Posted on 12/13/2007 8:29:14 AM | | Votes: 0

I am surprised that Range Rover did not make the list before the GL...Range Rovers have more class.
— Occarnut (View Profile)

Posted on 12/13/2007 7:09:14 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

Where are the porsches!!???
Oh wait.. this isn't a poseur list.
:-P
— JTRacer (View Profile)

Posted on 12/13/2007 6:34:48 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

I wasn't impressed with any of those cars...
— 2003TCSignature (View Profile)

Posted on 12/14/2007 11:56:59 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

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