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Gaywheels’ Names Lifestyle Car Choices
The automobile industry spends millions of dollars researching the average consumer’s needs during various life stages. Depending on our age and position in life, our cars say a lot about us, our desires and the image we wish to project. Of course, we of the homosexual persuasion have a slightly different set of needs and paths than our straight counterparts.

Below is a list of vehicles that we at Gaywheels.com feel suit the four primary phases of gay life. Mind you, this list represents a random sampling from a broad field of outstanding automobiles, but as space is limited we’ve chosen a few standouts worthy of attention.


Stage 1: Young, Single and On the Prowl

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2008 Volvo C30

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2008 Jeep Wrangler 


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2008 Infiniti G37 Coupe


Stage 2: The Coupling Period
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2008 Cadillac CTS 


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Lincoln MKX


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Volkswagen Passat


Stage 3: Partnered for Life (a.k.a. Married Without Benefits)
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Mercedes-Benz GL

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Buick Enclave

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Subaru Tribeca

 

Stage 4: The Golden Years

“2008

Audi S5/A5 

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Jaguar XK Convertible

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Lexus LS 600h L




 

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DaHarderDaHarder - 12/12/2007 1:48:57 PM
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Nothing too surprising here if this is referring to gay men, and since no actual link was provided, I gather that's the group we're commenting on.

If this list also included the lesbian population, there'd be at least two more Subaru vehicles listed.


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Agent009Agent009 - 12/12/2007 1:53:15 PMView My AgentSpace
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I find if you click on the "Read Article" you go right to the source.


DaHarderDaHarder - 12/12/2007 2:13:38 PM
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Arigato Gozaimasu


DaHarderDaHarder - 12/12/2007 10:55:53 PM
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Has this place become so jaded that one gets 'de-boosted' for saying Thank You?

Wow! What a crock...



GTR35GTR35 - 12/12/2007 11:36:17 PMView My AgentSpace
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Ignorance can cost you around here my friend, get used to it.


DaHarderDaHarder - 12/13/2007 12:03:34 AM
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Trust me...

If a single Skittle (tm) was eaten for every ignorant, bigoted or mean spirited line posted in here, almost everyone in this forum would have more cavities than there would be dentists to treat them.

Add to that list - Homophobia.



Fadywwf316Fadywwf316 - 12/12/2007 4:33:58 PM
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i dont get it...i sure hope this doesnt mean since i have a frickin 2008 CTS that i'm gay...because if anything, that car screams to me "pure good ol' American muscle...refined"

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no1listensanywayno1listensanyway - 12/12/2007 5:15:01 PMView My AgentSpace
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Im with you, CTS owner as well. (with you, meaning I share your sentiment)


RupertRupert - 12/12/2007 6:04:20 PMView My AgentSpace
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I hardly think "the car maketh the man' is really true.
I don't think your CTS will be gay-ifying you any time soon.



bluedartbluedart - 12/12/2007 6:59:58 PM
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oh believe me I don't have a subaru and I am not a lesbo


no1listensanywayno1listensanyway - 12/12/2007 11:57:15 PMView My AgentSpace
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Clearly, nobody can take a joke anymore.


gryphongryphon - 12/13/2007 9:03:46 AM
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kraut master,

your LOL is the best comment in this whole thread.


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MonkMonk - 12/12/2007 5:06:21 PMView My AgentSpace
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Cadillac CTS, MERCEDES GL, and Audi S5 are definitely NOT GAY...they must be kidding about the GL
If there is really another gay SUV, it's the RX


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RupertRupert - 12/12/2007 6:00:09 PMView My AgentSpace
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Honestly Monk, if there's one car that's always gay, it's a sleek Audi coupe.

And just because you are getting a GL doesn't mean it isn't gay!!! And it doesn't make you gay!



S4cabriofoxoneS4cabriofoxone - 12/12/2007 10:22:55 PMView My AgentSpace
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Wow, mature.


bluedartbluedart - 12/12/2007 10:46:24 PM
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S4, it was a joke. And it's never too late to be young again


no1listensanywayno1listensanyway - 12/12/2007 5:12:36 PMView My AgentSpace
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I think the CTS should be replaced with the new C350, the MB is so much gayer.

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MonkMonk - 12/12/2007 11:47:31 PMView My AgentSpace
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no one is listening to you


no1listensanywayno1listensanyway - 12/12/2007 11:59:35 PMView My AgentSpace
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Its a joke there tough guy.


AgentOrangeAgentOrange - 12/12/2007 5:26:31 PMView My AgentSpace
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No Bimmers on the list..

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bluedartbluedart - 12/12/2007 7:09:55 PM
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it's because bimmers belong to the penile deficient or penile envy groups


gryphongryphon - 12/13/2007 9:05:15 AM
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no bimmers? i guess it is true that gay dudes have good taste then =-)


rok_altimarok_altima - 12/12/2007 7:00:57 PM
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I'm really shocked at the comments here, jeeze! Its freakin going into 2008! I car doesn't make someone gay and a car can't be gay. Gay's are studied as a subgroup because they're one of the most educated and wealthy compared to other groups of the population, so it is potentially very profitable for companies to do so.

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BillBill - 12/12/2007 8:19:07 PM
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I cannot picture a GL being driven by a homosexual couple. No way.

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rok_altimarok_altima - 12/12/2007 8:22:21 PM
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Who says they can't? People can choose the car they want to drive regardless of race, gender, or sexuality.


DaHarderDaHarder - 12/12/2007 11:00:04 PM
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Bill,

On Behalf Of Every Gay Person I Have Known, Do Know or Will Ever Know...

Bug Off and DIE!



gryphongryphon - 12/13/2007 9:11:34 AM
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Bill,

I hate to burst your bubble, but there's a gay couple down the street from us. Last week, they rolled up in a 2008 GL450. I gave them some good-hearted grief over its gas-guzzling tendencies, but they pointed out its creature comforts and the fact that Mercedes is a very gay friendly manufacurer.



StickShiftCamryStickShiftCamry - 12/15/2007 4:24:46 AM
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isn't the 2008 the 550 V8 motor?


EL34EL34 - 12/12/2007 9:54:25 PM
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All Honda's, Toyota's and Nissan's are gay.

;)


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DaHarderDaHarder - 12/12/2007 11:02:44 PM
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Agent009,

You knew that this was going turn into some kind of bigoted/homophobic rant-a-thon, so tell me...

Why Did You Even Post This?


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Agent009Agent009 - 12/13/2007 8:29:14 AMView My AgentSpace
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So far it has been pretty civil compared to the past. I guess you can run and hide in a corner or face the facts that EVERYONE has a preference of some sort. I suggest if you don't like the topic then don't click on the article. It is as simple as that.






OccarnutOccarnut - 12/13/2007 7:09:14 AM
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I am surprised that Range Rover did not make the list before the GL...Range Rovers have more class.

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JTRacerJTRacer - 12/13/2007 6:34:48 PM
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Where are the porsches!!???
Oh wait.. this isn't a poseur list.
:-P


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2003TCSignature2003TCSignature - 12/14/2007 11:56:59 AM
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I wasn't impressed with any of those cars...

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