Heated seats could ruin a man's chances of having kids

I know of some heated seats that automatically switch off when the appropriate temperature is reached. I remember my old S500 had that feature. Maybe other manufacturers have that too, anybody know what I'm talking about?

— rom64 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/28/2008 4:09:09 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2   

Hmmm... if EL34's dad had heated seats in his car, we all wouldn't be subjected to crap comments about cars, but then again.. his dad couldn't have afforded a car with heated seats anyway..

— mpls (View Profile)

Posted on 8/28/2008 4:09:32 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 16   

My Vdub has the type of gauge that is always on unless you turn it off. Which is what I like... except... my future kids won't

— Peyton18 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/28/2008 4:21:23 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1   

All you need is to have them on for a couple minutes to take the chill out of the leather - then turn them off! I dont like leaving them on too long, i get the feel I've got a load in my pants.

— M35MT (View Profile)

Posted on 8/28/2008 4:42:04 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3   

Oh. My. God.

I present to you, Michael Taylor, the prestigious Autospies award for...Stating the Bloody Obivious!

Men can't have kids...oh you make me laugh.

— Rupert (View Profile)

Posted on 8/28/2008 7:53:35 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 8   

He's a troll what do you expect?

— Agent63 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/28/2008 9:10:42 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 7   

MT, if you know a man who could bear children you let the national science foundation ASAP, he may have reached the next evolutionary step for the human kind.

— sector (View Profile)

Posted on 8/29/2008 11:46:13 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1   

There are two kinds of seat heaters. Simple button operated heaters that just keep heating the seat. And then the Temperature controlled seat heaters in more upmarket cars that change the L-M-H settings Temp according to in car temp.


I'm assuming that this article refers to the non computer controlled type.

I guess this means that by the time you get to the back seat it'll be for a different reason.

— EvoAudi (View Profile)

Posted on 8/28/2008 10:29:28 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1   

Does everything return to normal once the heat dissipates?

— randy33 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/28/2008 10:58:43 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1   

This will free up more money for expensive cars.

— sold2early (View Profile)

Posted on 8/29/2008 1:08:11 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2   

well thats why man invented ventilated seats for use after heated seats

— LexusKindaGuy12 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/29/2008 2:13:02 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1   

I call BS.

— adamsaf723 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/29/2008 3:10:53 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3   

just some medical fyi... this condition is temporary. and a male's body is designed to cope with temperature changes. a guy's scrotum will rise and lower to adjust the temperature of the testicles. taking a bath will cause the same symptoms for a short amount of time.

— sstainba (View Profile)

Posted on 8/29/2008 10:48:08 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2   

As if I ll ever use heated seats here in Dubai -_-.

— M53R (View Profile)

Posted on 9/1/2008 7:10:36 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1