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If you had three Christmas car wishes from Santa, what would they be?
The man with the bag is putting the finishing touches on everything before he rev's up the sleigh tomorrow, so the Spies thought it would be appropriate to pose this very important hypothetical question.....

If you had three Christmas car wishes from Santa, what would they be?

But let's make this interesting...don't just ask for a car (ok, one of the wishes can be for a car), ask for things you would like to see come to market or things you would like changed on a current model.

I'll start with mine to give you all some inspiration...

1. Have all the American car companies make ONE car, that's just not as good as or close to the best that's available in the market from ANYONE. I'd like more than one, but I'd settle if I could see them at least START with one model. Until they start with one, they'll NEVER catch up and make a real comeback.

2. Offer active cruise control (stop and go like on the 08 S-Class, 5-Series and Audi Q7) on all high end cars and trucks.

3. And for my car, a loaded BMW X5 twin-turbo clean diesel (With Gisele inside waiting to send her Christms wishes to me).

The Spies wish everyone a Merry Christmas or happy holidays and want to thank everyone for making 2007 the best year ver for AutoSpies.com.

2008 promises to be even better so stay tuned....Remember, SPY before you BUY!

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If you had three Christmas car wishes from Santa, what would they be?



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LexusLexus - 12/23/2007 2:20:34 PM
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1)A yellow Lambo Gallardo SE
2)Aston Martin V12 Vantage/I know it NOT out, but it my presents were talking here.
3)The New Nissan GT-R/it launch control button is so cool.

Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year :-)

Lexus


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S4cabriofoxoneS4cabriofoxone - 12/23/2007 2:57:15 PMView My AgentSpace
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"Aston Martin V12 Vantage"

So, essentially, an Aston Martin DB9?



EvoAudiEvoAudi - 12/23/2007 3:32:35 PMView My AgentSpace
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no, the Vantage RS concept that came out 2 weeks?? ago.


EnnNorakEnnNorak - 12/24/2007 8:38:38 AM
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I find sports cars too uncomfortable to get in and out of and not practical for long distance travel so I would wish Bentley to build me a very special aluminum-bodied Arnage RL with Audi's 500 h.p. V12 TDI engine instead of what Bentley normally installs in the Arnage RL. I would want it to be a totally monotone green inside and out and I would get all the environmentalists upset by referring to it as my green machine. This car would have about 20 coats of hand-rubbed 2- or even 3-component polyurethane aircraft paint.


hummer31hummer31 - 12/26/2007 2:12:23 AM
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1.i want 2008 evo x
2.i want my evo is hybrid
3.i want the whole to use green car



pacotacololpacotacolol - 12/26/2007 8:19:25 PMView My AgentSpace
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maybach 62 laundulet (convertible)
smart fortwo
Spyker D12



FreeRiderFreeRider - 12/28/2007 12:42:53 AM
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My 3 car wishes, do I get all 3?=

1st choice= 1970 Plymouth Roadrunner Superbird, Hemi, 2x 4brl, 4sp., In-Violet(purple metalic), white bucket seats & door panels, black headliner & carpet, am-fm, white vinyl top & 1/4 lettering/decals, steel wheels, dogdish hubcaps, blackwall bias ply tires, fully restored to like new or better then new condition.

2nd choice= 1970 Superbird, 440ci, 3x 2brl(6pack), 4sp., purple metalic, white bucket seats & door panels, black headliner & carpet, am-fm, white vinyl top & 1/4 lettering/decals, ralley wheels, white lettered radial tires, fully restored to like new or better then new condition.

3rd choice= 1970 Superbird, 440ci, 4brl, automatic on floor with console, A/C, am-fm-cd-cass, purple metalic, white bucket seats & door panels & headliner, black carpet, white vinyl top & 1/4 lettering/decals, ralley wheels, white lettered radial tires, restored to like new or better then new condition.

AND I promise to be a VERY boy good the rest of my life LOL!



SevorbeupstryIsBackSevorbeupstryIsBack - 12/29/2007 3:17:29 PM
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freerider, you have musclecar taste!

my list
1) bugatti veyron
2) porsche GT2
3) AM V8 vantage prodrive



pacotacololpacotacolol - 12/29/2007 8:20:53 PMView My AgentSpace
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hummer31:

i want you to talk in complete sentences



Homer008Homer008 - 12/23/2007 2:23:30 PM
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1) IS-F
2) GT-R
3) M3


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0to600to60 - 12/23/2007 2:48:05 PM
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1)Bentley Continental GT Speed
2)GT-R
3)Saturn Sky


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S4cabriofoxoneS4cabriofoxone - 12/23/2007 2:55:43 PMView My AgentSpace
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You two didn't actually read what 001 was asking...

1. For Maserati to drop the price of the Gran Turismo... I'm thinking $90K here.

2. For DSG to be available across Audi's lineup, among other brands

3. A black R8. And a black RS4 with the money I saved not buying a Porsche GT2. (-:

Happy holidays!


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EL34EL34 - 12/23/2007 3:04:17 PM
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Mercedes CL65 AMG in black with tan interior.

Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano in sexy red with Italian tan interior.

Rolls-Royce Drophead Coupé in black diamond with cream interior.

Bugatti Veyhron 16.4 - not sure what color to choose :-o

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy & Safe New Year.

EL34 ;-)





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EL34EL34 - 12/23/2007 3:33:58 PM
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Sorry, I made 4 wishes, but 3 will do!


LJ745LJ745 - 12/23/2007 3:06:04 PM
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1. A BMW M5 in silver
2. Let's make iDrive work the way it was intended to work this year.
3. See U.S. car manufacturers give us something we can be proud of. A car that is good at everything so that the articles don't have to say something along the lines of "a great try, with the exception of..."


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no1listensanywayno1listensanyway - 12/23/2007 3:07:00 PMView My AgentSpace
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1. CTS-V

2. Chrysler to dig deep and come up with that one great idea that will save them again.

3. I would like to observe cars from my new apartment on the upper east side...ill go halves


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LexusLexus - 12/23/2007 3:09:37 PM
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@S4,

you are now officially an idiot, you know that. If NOT I'm letting you know tht you are an idiot S4. Just because I want a Aston Martin V12 Vantage, it does not mean it a DB9.

The Aston Martin V12 Vantage is base on the V8 Vantage except with a V12 instead of a V8.

That like you saying the RS4 is the same as the Audi R8 because they both us the same engine? Come on dude....

There was an article posted on this website, if NOT go to edmund.com and see the Aston Martin V12 Vantage.


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EL34EL34 - 12/23/2007 3:25:58 PM
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Merry Christmas :-(


S4cabriofoxoneS4cabriofoxone - 12/23/2007 10:26:37 PMView My AgentSpace
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You are SO annoying.

"The Aston Martin V12 Vantage is base on the V8 Vantage except with a V12 instead of a V8."

Of COURSE I knew that. But think about it this way--the DB9 looks very similar to the AMV8 (and IMO, the DB9 is sexier), and it has a V12 engine instead of a V8. THAT WAS MY REASONING. So before you call me an idiot, think about what's on the screen.



TheSailorTheSailor - 12/23/2007 3:38:45 PMView My AgentSpace
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1) all the money in the world

2) world peace

3) a Hyundai i10

Okay, so I wouldn't want all the money in the world and world peace, but I'd really love one of those cool little i10's!


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cdokecdoke - 12/23/2007 4:28:51 PMView My AgentSpace
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1. A Bentley Brooklands.

2. The resurrection of a car worthy of the name "Duesenberg"

3. A true sneak peak at the new Jaguar XJ.


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cdokecdoke - 12/23/2007 4:30:59 PMView My AgentSpace
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Perhaps I should change number three as follows:

3. For Jaguar not to screw up the next XJ.



cdokecdoke - 12/23/2007 4:35:42 PMView My AgentSpace
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Oops, I forgot:

Happy Holidays!



RupertRupert - 12/23/2007 7:37:42 PMView My AgentSpace
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For Audi to make more super-handling cars!!

For all BMW X6's/Lexus SC's to mysteriously explode

And for me, a simple CLK 63 AMG. (I want 4 seats to be able to carry round adoring friends).



enthusiastx11enthusiastx11 - 12/23/2007 4:44:23 PM
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1. twin-turbo diesel engines available across the BMW line-up in the states
2. decreased sales of stupidly large SUVs that waste fuel and increase our dependence on middle eastern oil
3. driver's licenses that require that americans actually be able to drive (you know...like not tailgating, using turn signals, knowing how to park, etc)


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farabira1farabira1 - 12/23/2007 6:15:43 PM
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1) I want to see the use of drivetrains that can switch from 2 wheel drive to 4 wheel drive, or any other arrangement to maximize vehicle stability during cornering, for most of sport sedans.

2) I want to see cars using futuristic interiors and exterior designs from their concepts as production offerings in future cars.

3) And the car that i want would be the Jaguar XFR with 500 HP and bit more menace in the design than the standard XF, but i don't want the pure design to be lost.


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TauronB2GTauronB2G - 12/23/2007 6:27:57 PM
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Porsche C4S Cabrio with the power kit in Carrera white with the linen interior and top.
MB S63 in white with grey interior.
Black Range Rover with tan interior.
Oh and I can't forget a Sunseeker 105 with the blue hull and an unlimited gas card...yeah I know its not a car but if Santa is offering!!!
T


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TauronB2GTauronB2G - 12/24/2007 11:45:28 AM
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Why are you bastards deboosting me for wanting a Porsche a Benz and a Rover???


CarboyCarboy - 12/23/2007 6:41:12 PMView My AgentSpace
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Maybach 62S/ Black/Beige
Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG/ Black/Beige or Black/Black
Mercedes-Benz CL65 AMG/40th Annervesery Colors

I'm a Merc fan! :)


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CarboyCarboy - 12/23/2007 6:42:35 PMView My AgentSpace
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What happened to the Christmas Sprit? Everyone is argueing. All we have to do is list 3 cars that we would like for Christmas.

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KZ258KZ258 - 12/23/2007 7:08:36 PM
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this article reminds me of the "100,000/50,000 grand christmas bonus check from our boss" one but whatever

1. GTR(fully loaded, santa)
2. BMW X5/X6(just flip a coin for this one)
3. Lexus LS600(daily car btw)


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EL34EL34 - 12/23/2007 7:25:24 PM
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I just got back from an Open House in Tustin Ranch Estates here in OC for a home that's on the market for 4.7 million dollars and in the garage I saw a brand new black Porsche Cayenne Turbo and a red & black Bugatti Veyron.

All I want for Christmas is the 7,526 sqft. home and the 2 cars in the garages :-)


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chuck717chuck717 - 12/24/2007 3:16:59 PM
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With the price of houses going to the bottom maybe you will get your wish of that Tustin home being yours? the cars forget it, they ain't giving them away ha ha?


EL34EL34 - 12/24/2007 3:30:29 PM
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Luxury homes in the $3 to $20 million dollar range and higher are selling.

The people that can afford homes like that are not affected one single bit by the sub-prime market.

In fact, many times people pay all in cash for trophy homes in the millions.



KZ258KZ258 - 12/23/2007 8:29:52 PM
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enthusiastx11enthusiastx11 - 12/23/2007 8:40:18 PM
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my biggest wish...that autospies would turn the volume down on lexus. so tired of having all the top stories about lexus. and dozens of press releases about a car without new info...

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_43LE_43LE - 12/25/2007 12:30:33 AM
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My biggest wish on this site is that all the haters, on all sides, would stop hating, and start discussing cars with a more objective and open mind.

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EL34EL34 - 12/25/2007 12:59:10 PM
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Bumble, what's wrong with you?

Did the dentist pull all your teeth?


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_43LE_43LE - 12/26/2007 1:35:15 PM
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What's wrong with me? More like, what's wrong with you?...let me tell you...

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ChipChip - 12/23/2007 7:37:36 PM
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1) BMW add LSD's to their non-M models. Especially, the 335i, 535i etc.

2) BMW should admit Run Flats suck, and remove them across the entire line.

3) A 2008 Alpine White M3 Sedan, 6-speed, 19's



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ChipChip - 12/23/2007 7:43:18 PM
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Oh yeah, the biggest wish of all.

Dear BMW,

Please bring all your diesel engines over to the USA, and allow me to decide for myself whether or not I want one. More than likely, I would choose the diesel.




yrralis1yrralis1 - 12/23/2007 10:33:01 PM
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" BMW add LSD's to their non-M models. Especially, the 335i, 535i etc."

Great choice.



pacotacololpacotacolol - 12/29/2007 8:19:59 PMView My AgentSpace
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i'd rather get an ALPINA B7


pacotacololpacotacolol - 12/29/2007 8:20:04 PMView My AgentSpace
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i'd rather get an ALPINA B7


pacotacololpacotacolol - 12/29/2007 8:20:07 PMView My AgentSpace
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i'd rather get an ALPINA B7


Htay7500Htay7500 - 12/23/2007 7:58:40 PM
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1. Ford USA bring those damn Euro or aussie models or I'll have to boycott you.
2. diesels, diesels, diesels, that won't take an aim on my asthma.
3. Subaru, bring the STI version of the legacy or forester, and please don't let toyota uglify your cars


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ThierryHenry14ThierryHenry14 - 12/23/2007 10:05:28 PM
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1. Mclaran F1
2. Mclaren F1
3. Mclaren F1


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EnvyofyouRS5EnvyofyouRS5 - 12/23/2007 10:10:19 PM
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The best present in any car collection, the McLaren F1, The Truest Sports and Exotic car that any garage could ever own. It says it all when Top Gears Presenter is scared to even drive the car at its full potential. The true meaning of power and Exotic The McLaren F1.

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ThierryHenry14ThierryHenry14 - 12/24/2007 12:45:47 PM
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ever wonder why people get deboosted? lol


EnvyofyouRS5EnvyofyouRS5 - 12/23/2007 10:13:28 PM
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Mr. Prince of Brunei, Please allow me to purchase one of the LM's that you Own.

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yrralis1yrralis1 - 12/23/2007 10:29:33 PM
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1)I would wish for all my car wishes to come true .

Now I can list the temporary list --

1) I want the AWE 700Hp Turbo upgrade added to my current mods on my 997tt .
2)I want a performance clutch to hold the hold the HP jump from my current modded 600 to 700.
3) I want the Techart Laquer seat backs installed.
4) I want the new Ferrari F 430 Scuderia
5) I want the concept of car depreciation to inverse whereby cars go up in value with time .
6)I want the Back to the Future Deloran to be real.

I can keep going if anyone is still reading...


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pchera01pchera01 - 12/23/2007 10:43:08 PM
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McLaren SLR
Nissan GT-R
Enzo


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MateMate - 12/24/2007 12:23:00 AM
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Wow. Do you realize what a failure the SLR was and is? Just get the SL55. As fast as you will ever need, + its a convertible


ThierryHenry14ThierryHenry14 - 12/24/2007 12:47:10 PM
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I don't get how you can say an SLR is a failure... can you please explain...


TauronB2GTauronB2G - 12/24/2007 11:46:34 AM
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Not a bad list.
T


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kevinluke740kevinluke740 - 12/24/2007 12:47:20 AM
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1) Porsche 911 GT3 RS
2) Audi A8 L
3) Land Rover Range Rover HSE


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EvoAudiEvoAudi - 12/24/2007 1:50:30 AMView My AgentSpace
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1)BMW to kill iDrive
2)Lexus to DIE
3)Nissan to revive SR20 amd RB engines


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Designer1Designer1 - 12/24/2007 2:56:34 AM
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1. GT-R
2. LS460L
3. X5


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528i528i - 12/24/2007 4:31:05 AMView My AgentSpace
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1. Audi s8
2. BMW fire Bangle
3. Lexus GS460h.


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Jag_xfrJag_xfr - 12/24/2007 4:56:20 AM
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1 - Jaguar XF Supercharged
2 - Aston Martin DBS
3 - Jaguar XKR
4 - Lotus Exige
5 - Bentley Continental


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EL34EL34 - 12/24/2007 3:31:55 PM
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Good list ;-)


MBKingMBKing - 12/24/2007 4:59:20 AM
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If we are being real here and talking about this christmas then here is my beautiful list. Hmmmmm.

1)2000 C43 AMG White on Two Tone Black and White
2)2004 C32 AMG White on Silver
3)2007 C55 AMG White on Silver


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KZ258KZ258 - 12/24/2007 7:19:36 PM
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what a boring choice of cars btw


MBKingMBKing - 12/25/2007 5:09:24 AM
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No one asked you... but thanks for your incredible insight. I guess since we're bashing on posts let me take a look at yours.
GTR (way to be original)
X5/X6 (I hope your coin has two sides that say X5 on it because the X6 looks like the inverse of something good)
LS600 (As I've said before, if you can chew solid food you shouldn't drive a Lexus...Old man)

Merry Christmas



M53RM53R - 12/24/2007 6:24:41 AMView My AgentSpace
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1) 2008 BMW M3 in alpine white
2) All M cars to lose about 200lbs :)
3) 2009 BMW 7 series to kill the competition!!!


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lewishamiltonpimplewishamiltonpimp - 12/24/2007 7:33:58 AM
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A 335 with Proceed - oh wait I have one. I'll take another. A coupe in Montego blue.
A C6. Damn, I have one of those too. OK, an LS3 C6.

Any of the big 600HP AMGs will look nice in the fourth garage bay.


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BillBill - 12/24/2007 8:07:56 AM
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1) Mercedes-Benz SL550

2) Audi A5 3.0 TDI

3) Fiat 500


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peppercatpeppercat - 12/24/2007 9:11:11 AM
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1. Audi R8 (One colour body)
2. VW Phaeton (W12)
3. Land Rover Discovery


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peppercatpeppercat - 12/24/2007 9:13:07 AM
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oops...
3. was meant to be a Defender of course;)



HantraHantra - 12/24/2007 9:11:24 AMView My AgentSpace
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Only one really.

That car manufacturers would STOP USING RED TURN SIGNALS. WTF?! Even BMW now!?


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M53RM53R - 12/24/2007 3:39:20 PMView My AgentSpace
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BMW doesnt. If you're talking about the X5/X6/3 series, the glass for he light is red, but when you turn the signals on, its actually orange.


HantraHantra - 12/24/2007 4:02:45 PMView My AgentSpace
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<the glass for he light is red, but when you turn the signals on, its actually orange.>

Not in the United States.



jag30jag30 - 12/24/2007 9:35:41 AM
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"Oh please Mr. Santa" "All I want for Xmas is a 08 Mercedes CL"

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thematrixhasu2thematrixhasu2 - 12/24/2007 10:00:50 AM
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1. Tax break for everyone that buys an american car by an american company.

2. Chrysler to build the new imperial and call it the 300L for luxury.

3. Bmw M7 tri-hybrid diesel
(Its a 760Li with a quad turbo diesel engine with hybrid battery pack with hydrogen and gasoline system.) It has turbo and cylinder deactivation at the push of a button. Specs at full power 875 hp 1100 tq down to 225 hp 275 tq with all turbos powered down. Fuel economy is rated at 28mpg at full power with all turbo powerd and hybrid battery pack-with hydrogen assist on, all way up to 59mpg with all turbos powerd down and hybrid batter pack with hydrognen assist. Car pc in the dash. auto parking and four wheel turning so you can park easily. It will be known as automobile of the millenium " Its slogan will be power of the heavens with the grace of a angels. The new BMW M7d the ultimate automobile that makes all other automobiles just a car.


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golfer38golfer38 - 12/24/2007 10:01:13 AMView My AgentSpace
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1).I want my garage to be filled with a Drophead, R8, and a GL550.
2).Accelerate the use of any kind of alternative fuel so that we can get away from the reliance on oil.
3).For all car companies to take a concept design and translate it to production without changing anything.

Merry Christmas!


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xphilterxphilter - 12/24/2007 11:36:09 AM
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5-series deisel wagon all-wheel drive (i live in MN),
DB-9 (so beautiful),
last one is hard but....for everyday fun driving:
88 E30 M3.


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stash84stash84 - 12/24/2007 12:21:38 PM
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R8
911 Turbo
C63


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notvindieselnotvindiesel - 12/24/2007 12:31:02 PM
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Steve Martin:
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!

So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas


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ThierryHenry14ThierryHenry14 - 12/24/2007 12:49:25 PM
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McLaren F1...... The Best of the BEST!!!

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theoptimisticpessimisttheoptimisticpessimist - 12/24/2007 3:17:54 PM
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1. World Peace
2. End to all hunger
3. Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead


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theoptimisticpessimisttheoptimisticpessimist - 12/24/2007 3:18:32 PM
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1. World Peace
2. End to all hunger
3. Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead