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PROMBRON: The armored SUV that makes Hummers whimper

ame12 submitted on 10/18/2009 Official Bell & Ross Timestamp: 8:48:21 PM

13 user comments | Category: Misc News | Source: | SOURCE: directorblue.blogspot.com

PROMBRON, formerly known as Russo Baltique, is a Russian armored car manufacturer.

Earlier this year, it introduced a MONACO BR6 limited edition armored SUV.

Only 100 2009 models were made. The car is a beast, weighing in at 3,700 Kg (8,157 lbs.).

Equipped with an 850 horsepower engine, it can reportedly hit a top speed of 240 km/per hour (150 mph). A Maybach-designed interior includes waterproof seats made of, uhm, whale penis...


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PROMBRON: The armored SUV that makes Hummers whimper

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Designer1

loooool Seats made of what??

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Posted on 10/19/2009 11:45:36 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 5   

GTR35

whale shlong lol

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Posted on 10/19/2009 11:55:45 AM | | Votes: 5   

Agent63

Wow Maybach designed seats. Does this mean while you're getting shot at you're able to sip on the finest wines in Europe and stay calm? Ain't that something new!

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Posted on 10/19/2009 12:04:34 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1   

Spectator

Nice 'Uglyfied' version of the Lamborghini LM002...twenty years later.

You know if I were running from zombies at the end of the world...I might choose this car. Oh who am I kidding I'd rather be eaten than be caught dead driving this hideous monstrosity.

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Posted on 10/19/2009 1:09:43 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2   

GeorgeWJoke

well if you were already "caught dead" you wouldnt have to worry about getting eaten by zombies?

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Posted on 10/19/2009 3:50:01 PM | | Votes: 3   

Spectator

I'm glad someone caught that turn of phrase. I was wondering if anyone would.

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Posted on 10/20/2009 10:25:10 AM | | Votes: 1   

Joe_Limon

I actually really really like this vehicle. I would own one over a 599gtb any day... just look at how intimidating it is... lol at interior leather choice.

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Posted on 10/19/2009 1:47:59 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3   

GeorgeWJoke

lol a 599gtb?? wtf? they're not even close

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Posted on 10/19/2009 3:48:48 PM | | Votes: 2   

Joe_Limon

who said they had to be close? Nothing compares to this haha.

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Posted on 10/19/2009 9:50:20 PM | | Votes: 2   

FanboyOfTheTruth

Fantastic, now with this thing you can legitimately say "I have the biggest dong in the world between my crouch".

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Posted on 10/19/2009 3:51:51 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3   

xlr8

thats some nice whale penis :D

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Posted on 10/19/2009 4:30:23 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 5   

clsboy

Take out the Whale member seats & I think you have vehicle here!!!!....

Its sooooo In your face!!!... luv it!.

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Posted on 10/19/2009 10:08:35 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2   

Type707

Damn...this truck makes Hummer look like a beetle. Oh...does it come with a couple of RPG's, M-16's and AK-47's to dominate its comeptition? Its secret weapon to whack its opponents off-road..."Whale Penis".

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Posted on 10/20/2009 6:05:52 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1   

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