Some great bumper sticker slogans
Funny!
Here are some funny bumper sticker slogans sent in to us from one of our readers.
Enjoy!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down, On A
Jeep]
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
Our favorite- Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be
Seen On A Restaurant]
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere
Cat: The Other White Meat
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate
First Iraq, Then France
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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