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Time To Come Out Of The Closet: Are You An AutoSpies Junkie?

Agent009 submitted on 8/3/2007 Official Bell & Ross Timestamp: 4:32:40 PM

80 user comments | Category: Misc News | Source: www.autospies.com

It is 3:30 AM and you lie there awake.

Rather than roll over and go back to sleep, you jump up and go to the computer to see if that fan boy has flamed you again by insulting your manhood.

Somewhere deep down inside you know this guy is only 15 years old, still wet behind the ears, but he got the best of you with that last comment, and you just can't let it rest. To top if off 009 posted yet another article that you just have to respond to. You mutter “is this guy for real?” and the constant clatter of your keystrokes echoes down the hallway. You look up from the computer, and it is almost 8:00 AM already, and you are late for work! Again!

Rushing in the office door you sit down at your desk and rather than answering your emails, you are back on the site to see who flamed you and about what. Your desk is a mess, your missing deadlines, and the cat disappeared a week ago. But there is always a browser opened to AutoSpies. You wonder, where it went wrong. How could this be? What IS my wife’s name?

You my friend are suffering from the condition, “automobilus custodis addictus”, or in English, you are an AutoSpies Junkie. It is a common occurrence that we see it all the time, like an addict you crave the dialog, the quick jab and the sharp rebuttals. On the plus side you may actually learn a few things you never knew. But only if your boss knew how much time you were on this site, he would surely fire you. Your wife left a while back but you just can’t remember when. But for some reason the only thing fresh in your mind is the torque and horsepower ratings of the new Lexus IS-F.

Does this all sound a bit familiar?

We see a lot of you out there all of the time, and we really appreciate your dedication. But for the life of us, we can’t figure out how you do it. You seem to be around every corner never taking a breath before your next post. Our most dedicated fans never seem to take a break

So we have to ask: Are you an AutoSpies Junkie?

Time To Come Out Of The Closet: Are You An AutoSpies Junkie?

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Blah blah blah who cars! ohhh.....LEXUS...
— 528i (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 4:43:59 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -13

and Audi....
— 528i (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 5:58:48 PM | | Votes: 3

Lexus all the way. Best car company ever founded.
— david989 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 7:00:00 PM | | Votes: -5

David a frontal lobe labotomy can help you, we beg you, get one!
— bimmermike2 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 7:59:41 PM | | Votes: 4

I confess to being an AutoSpies junkie as there is the occasional gem of wisdom to be found among the many smart-ass comments posted by teenagers, I never read any article originating from MotorAuthority as they still have not learned that dark blue letters on a black background make the front page of a website too difficult to read. I also skip over any spy photos that are heavily disguised teasers -- a bad form of marketing communications that sits negatively with me.

I got a chuckle out of the comment posted by Bmw8ter below as he probably works for a govrnment purchasing department or some outfit on contract with the government on a cost plus basis. I once worked for an aircraft company that had cost plus military contracts and they paid us overtime to shoot paper clips at an aircaft drawing on the wall using an elastic band on our fingers like a sling shot. Expediters at the same company were instructed to send a telegram to suppliers rather than make a telephone call in the same city because a telegram (this was back in the sixties) cost money and the company would be reimbursed by the government on a cost plus basis.
— EnnNorak (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 12:48:06 AM | | Votes: 2

EnnNorak sounds like he is at MOST 11+1/2!
— Hyundai (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 3:55:14 AM | | Votes: -1

Yes... I admit, I am only 20, but I dont think that really affects my credibility as a car junkie and car fanatic. I have driven maaaaaany different top end cars including the bmw 745, e60 m5, 335i, 330i, and m3, and from mercedes a g55, clk500, c230, sl500, slk350, e55, e63, cls55, and s550, and from porsche the 2007 911S, along with every rental car that enterprise has to offer in my town... so I think I can submit credible comments and opinions that are based on real life experiences that I have had with these cars and others. Yes, I know I am really lucky to have the opportunity to drive these machines at such a young age, and some of you are probably thinking I am a punk ass spoiled kid, but when you put all that aside, you are left with someone who knows enough about cars to post intelligent and knowledge based comments regardless of his age. We are all car junkies here, young or old, and thats all that matters right?!
— CLK63BlackSeries (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 4:50:21 AM | | Votes: 0

You need to drive your screenname :)
— Agent004 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 9:47:58 AM | | Votes: 2

ahem.... august 21ist production date (date that it is ready to be delivered) and arriving in mid september. so yes, i will be driving it soon, for about the next year! hopefully after that my screename with be AudiR8!
— CLK63BlackSeries (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 4:13:31 PM | | Votes: 2

I respect that... it's much better than the response I usually get. As true enthusiests we must be happy for eachother and the toys that we have, or see, or the toys that we know some one else has. As long as everyone shares their experiences and posts lots of pictures I am happy and a bit envious myself at times. I will be sure to post pics and a review as soon as my new toy arrives. =]
— CLK63BlackSeries (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 9:15:10 PM | | Votes: 0

Oh, you must tell me which is better (R8 or CLK63 BLK). I was considering selling the S4 and going all-out for an R8, but have decided against it for practical and financial reasons. I still do have to pay two kids through school this year, support a shop-loving wife and pay for my new house!

However, I do know that the R8 is easily the sexier, more interesting, more desirable of the two, but the CLK63 Black may have a better driving experience because of its power advantage. If you're interested, I would wait for the R8 V10 to have two more equal machines. The Audi is my clear favorite, not because I'm an Audi-lover, but just because the CLK63 Black doesn't excite me like a ground-up supercar such as the R8.
— S4cabriofoxone (View Profile)

Posted on 8/6/2007 1:54:21 AM | | Votes: 1

Yes, I agree wholeheartedly that the R8 is the sexier, more interesting, more desirable of the two, and in fact the one I wanted 100 times more. However, for the model year 2008, there will only be 200-300 (still rumors that there are going to be 100 more than the planned 200) and that means that every Audi dealership has wait lists with 10-30 names. I was actually first in my hometown last October, but it turns out that Audi didn’t think our dealer would sell enough cars, so they didn’t get certified to sell the R8. I went and called every dealership in Cali and the only one that said they’d get me a car was Pasadena. They claimed they were getting 28 cars and I was 14 on the list. It was only about 3 months ago, that, on a trip to LA, I decided to stop by and see what the progress was on the car. There I was hit with the depressing news that the dealership is only getting around 5. So that is my story with the R8. I am still on the list and the dealer says I should have a car by the end of next year. Ironically on that same trip I saw on Autospies that the CLK black was coming to the US so the moment I got back home I went to my local Benz dealer and put down a deposit. I was first on the list and now I have a build date of August 21st, so my car should be here by the 2nd week of September.
— CLK63BlackSeries (View Profile)

Posted on 8/7/2007 12:16:01 AM | | Votes: 0

Edit feature, brilliant idea!!
— bimmermike2 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 5:41:47 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 4

We try to be as accurate as possible, but sometimes news turns out to be the "bleeding edge" rather than the "leading edge".
— Agent009 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 6:15:10 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 4

too bad, someone already did and it wasn't me
— chewy (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 5:08:26 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

LOL !!!!
— bimmermike2 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 5:42:19 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

Hello, my name is keyzi747, and I'm an autospies junkie!
— keyzi747 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 5:20:19 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 4

My wife knows some of you guys screen names and says I should invite Rupert, Htay and Quazywabbit for BBQ at our house! She has never been on our site! At work I've noticed I stopped going to lunch with the guys so I can post and I hardly go out for cigarette breaks anymore. I've got 2 screen names, one for work and one at home (it was when I forgot my password and the e-mail sent with new one I couldn't open). Can't be a bad thing, still have a job and my wife. Thanks for the fun, laughs, learning and arguments!!!!
— bimmermike2 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 5:51:27 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 8

You guys are pathetic, a negitive boost for an opinion that has nothing to do with cars. Get a life!
— bimmermike2 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 8:12:01 PM | | Votes: 7

I just look at it for the articles.....
— 1970toyotamarc (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 6:45:51 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 4

HAHA nice playboy reference +1
— Agent004 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 9:08:39 PM | | Votes: 4

I primarily look for European manufacturers. Not really an Audi or BMW person. I do come here from time to time throughout my day to see if anything pops up but I get more information from specific international owners' forums that may have insider information.

Not too big on the emphasis on the Audi, Lexusm, and BMW dominated posts. I usually avoid them altogether.
— richardp996 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 6:59:40 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

I primarily look for European manufacturers. Not really an Audi or BMW person. I do come here from time to time throughout my day to see if anything pops up but I get more information from specific international owners' forums that may have insider information.

Not too big on the emphasis on the Audi, Lexus, and BMW dominated posts. I usually avoid them altogether.
— richardp996 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 6:59:49 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

"Time To Come Out Of The Closet"

Again?

OK, OK, yes, I am, but it's not a lifestyle choice. I was made this way.
— finishline (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 7:04:26 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 6

Well...considering where I am now it's 20 minutes past midnight...I would say yes.
And yesterday I stayed on till 2...
hmm
— Rupert (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 7:23:58 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 4

stayed till 11:30 pm, wow im such a party pooper.

...
— Htay7500 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 8:14:56 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 4

I used to be...the "old timers" know that I would be on all the time. But, I got help, (in the form of another site). I am no longer an AS junkie.
— mstangpny07 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 9:24:18 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 3

can you imagine the chaos an edit button would present? the junkies will be constantly changing their posts! i think for the most part everyone can handle misspellings.
— gsh23 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 10:03:37 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

I don't post that much, but some of you live here, on the internet :(
— EL34 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 10:11:21 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

oh i beg to differ
— CLK63BlackSeries (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 4:53:56 AM | | Votes: 4

I spend atleast half of my workday browsing this site, and the other half browsing ebay, drinking heavily creamed coffee, and wasting time walking from office to office to view youtube videos and "shoot the sh*t" with the coworkers who talk a lot, until 5pm; all the while, when I should be writing time sensitive million dollar contracts for pieces of work to be performed.

I blame autospies for me having to lie about 10 times why a contract hadn't been issued. Of course I can't stay mad once the PM has left the room, because I go right back to autospies, coffee, and continuous bathroom breaks.
— Bmw8ter (View Profile)

Posted on 8/3/2007 10:58:45 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

I don't know why I receive duplicates and occasionally triplicates of the same item by e-mail at the same time.
— EnnNorak (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 12:50:35 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

we've reached a new long with the comments from this thread.
— LexusKindaGuy12 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 1:04:08 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1

Not really. 33?
— S4cabriofoxone (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 2:20:33 AM | | Votes: 1

I'm sure we've pulled over 300 on an IS-F thread!
— Hyundai (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 3:51:55 AM | | Votes: 2

im not talking about the number...

im talking about the comments, like the actual words typed.
— LexusKindaGuy12 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 7:06:22 PM | | Votes: 1

we've reached a new low with the comments from this thread.
— LexusKindaGuy12 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 1:04:18 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

My name is S4cabriofoxone, and yes, I am an AutoSpies junkie.

Perhaps less of one than I once was- but still one, nonetheless.
— S4cabriofoxone (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 2:21:11 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 4

Hello S4cabriofoxone.

Good for you!

NEXT...!

(That was supposed to be a rehab session type of thing)
— lexusis350 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 3:19:49 AM | | Votes: 1

I thought to myself why i must look at this site constantly (like now, its like 2:15 am local time) and it dawned on me. Its not the the fact that im first to know about a new option package, seeing test mules go through their paces or even the strange little factoids such as the gayest cars. I realized its the fanboys...you know those acne faced 15 yr olds who cant even drive in a video game, let alone a real vehicle. Then I thought maybe there should be an age restriction or some kind of automotive IQ test that would even allow one to post. Then i realized that would take away from all of the fun of the site by seeing some Lexus fanboy attempt to make a comparison between the aging SC platform and the Bentley Brooklands by sating thatt the Lexus is better by way of higher sales and a retractable hardtop!!! But the fun doesnt stop there because there are Honda, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes, Toyota, etc... fanboys that are equally as ill informed and hard headed. Its not about the new active rear steer option, 8 speed tranny or even twin charged engine. Its about the passion these vehicles invoke in all of us. Every car gets the real enthusiest that little tickle no matter the badge on the trunklid. Im a fanboy too i suppose....one thats for the beauty of all things automotive.
— nembogt (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 2:26:44 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

I thought to myself why i must look at this site constantly (like now, its like 2:15 am local time) and it dawned on me. Its not the the fact that im first to know about a new option package, seeing test mules go through their paces or even the strange little factoids such as the gayest cars. I realized its the fanboys...you know those acne faced 15 yr olds who cant even drive in a video game, let alone a real vehicle. Then I thought maybe there should be an age restriction or some kind of automotive IQ test that would even allow one to post. Then i realized that would take away from all of the fun of the site by seeing some Lexus fanboy attempt to make a comparison between the aging SC platform and the Bentley Brooklands by sating thatt the Lexus is better by way of higher sales and a retractable hardtop!!! But the fun doesnt stop there because there are Honda, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes, Toyota, etc... fanboys that are equally as ill informed and hard headed. Its not about the new active rear steer option, 8 speed tranny or even twin charged engine. Its about the passion these vehicles invoke in all of us. Every car gets the real enthusiest that little tickle no matter the badge on the trunklid. Im a fanboy too i suppose....one thats for the beauty of all things automotive.
— nembogt (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 2:35:51 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

LOLOL excellent analogy my man
— Agent004 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 9:49:05 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Now that does sound like a good idea...
— Agent009 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/6/2007 8:33:18 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

For me, it depends on how good the articles are that day (or week). If they're interesting and have a lot of comments on them, then usually I'm an AutoSpies junkie. Otherwise, maybe 30 minutes a week at most.
— lexusis350 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 3:21:02 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

OMG!!! Are you like... inside my head?

It is mikeg, MikeG, Wilco, and FanBoy3000, all back up in the mix!

Variety is the spice of life!

But, then, there is Autospies....
— Hyundai (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 3:51:21 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

I hate autospies for taking out Formula1, Whatever happen to freedom of speech?

yes I'ma junkie, I said it.
— xj13 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 7:45:45 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

It isn't that freedom of speech is curtailed when the speech turns to hate. Such stuff is covered under freedom of speech- the KKK has the right to spew hateful nonsense all they want.

The difference is the venue. There is no freedom of speech here- this board is private property. Ones right to freedom of speech in general does not supersede 001's rights as t owner of this website.
— cdoke (View Profile)

Posted on 8/5/2007 11:25:29 PM | | Votes: 1

Nice self portrait 009.
Now we just need one of 001 in one of his famous denim shirts!
— Neverfollow (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 1:01:08 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Well yes I am a junkie and I cant stop, but my posts has reduced now... but I check the site from time to time to see what's new.
— M53R (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 2:28:09 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Yeah, I have been a user for many years, it gets real bad in the winter. In the winter I even find myself reading about electric cars.

Thankfully, because of people like Lexus, David, formula1 and ricemaster, their comments are so ridiculous, i dont care to waste the energy to say anything anymore. Autospies is still the best enthusiust website out there, so keep up the good work!
— no1listensanyway (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 2:42:31 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

This is the worst car blog on the internet, it is full of ridiculous fanboys and flamers, and.....it is censored by ridiculously insecure moderators,oh sorry, agents?? If you are lucky enough to read this before it gets taken down, let me know if you agree. Oh yeah, they selectively remove posts based on arbitrarily enforced rules regarding profanity or other seemingly ambiguous criteria. So, i guess, no definitely not a junkie
— naech (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 2:42:35 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: -1

DAMNIT I ADMIT IT...I'M HOOKED!!!! THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW TIMES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THAT I CHECKED BACK TO SEE WHICH JERK RESPONDED TO WHAT I SAID AND HOW IDIOTIC HIS COMMENTS ARE...YOU KNOW I JUST HAVE TO TALK BACK.
T
— TauronB2G (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 4:02:34 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

I remember a time when there was no option to comment on articles on this website and when you had to wait at least a week before a new batch of articles was posted. Man, this website has come a long way...
— CLK63BlackSeries (View Profile)

Posted on 8/4/2007 5:08:13 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

Autospies is like a train wreck. The comments are so hilarious, I keep coming back, despite myself.
— AE86 (View Profile)

Posted on 8/5/2007 3:49:21 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Actually I just joined...but leaving comments is pretty addictive.
— JeepsterS (View Profile)

Posted on 8/5/2007 5:37:42 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Just found out about it a couple of weeks ago, but, as the poll says...you had me at hello :)
— iepurilah (View Profile)

Posted on 8/5/2007 12:05:38 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

I am here because it pisses me off that BMW is losing focus and I can't really blame Toyota for that.
— vdiv (View Profile)

Posted on 8/5/2007 12:28:10 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 0

i used to be a junkie on this site when we had to wait a week before new articles came out also the good ole days when there was a guy named 001Buster who would challenge everything you fanboys --and even 001 on several occassions-- wrote as he always defended Audi. Don't know where he went though it seems 009 has taken his place as official defender of Audi.

HONEST REVIEWS FOR CARS FROM the 00's especially 001 is the one of the few reasons i come to read Autospies now.
— DiamondJim (View Profile)

Posted on 8/5/2007 9:08:58 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 2

Ahem, I would say I am the "official" defender of Audi. Thank you very much- I've earned it, because I, too, have been here for eons.
— S4cabriofoxone (View Profile)

Posted on 8/6/2007 1:56:42 AM | | Votes: 1

yeah those really were the good ole days... when people came to this site for Auto news and not to flame on eachother like five year olds...
— CLK63BlackSeries (View Profile)

Posted on 8/7/2007 12:21:20 AM | | Votes: 1

Where is 'sunny'?
— M53R (View Profile)

Posted on 8/7/2007 7:00:42 PM | | Votes: 1

Excuse me? The "official" defender of Audi huh? What am I, Chopped liver?
— Neverfollow (View Profile)

Posted on 8/8/2007 4:11:47 PM | | Votes: 1

Am I an Autospies junkie?

Honestly, Yes.

The quantity (and I fear quality) of my posts has declined as of late, but that does not mean that I don't check this website at least 10 times a hour while I am working away on my computer at home.
— cdoke (View Profile)

Posted on 8/5/2007 11:33:47 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

No...not really. I check out Germancarfans.com and Motorauthority.com first before coming here. I tend to see articles from those sites just reposted here anyway. Rarely do I see any real news from Autospies.com exclusively. The pop-up car advertisements have increased to the point of being overly annoying, IMO. The spy pics are entertaining if they actually came from autospies and not my other favorite sites.
— BimmerFan (View Profile)

Posted on 8/6/2007 11:25:35 AM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

Namedropping website snob! Typical BMW fan.
— Neverfollow (View Profile)

Posted on 8/9/2007 12:27:38 PM | | Votes: 0

With all the foolish comments on here I think there are more pot junkies then car junkies.
— johnct (View Profile)

Posted on 8/6/2007 10:14:52 PM | reply to this comment | Votes: 1

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