VIDEO: Ferdinand, The World's Slowest 997 GT3 RS, Would You Want One Of THESE?

What happens when an artist decides to build a modified bicycle that looks a helluva lot like a Porsche?

Simple. They effectively create the world's slowest Porsche.

And, you have to give this guy some credit, he aimed pretty high by copying the 997 GT3 RS.

Whether or not he is serious eludes me, my German is not what it used to be. But, judging from his heinous suit and massively awful hairpiece I assume this is a satire on automobiles and auto racing.

Regardless, hilarity and ridiculousness ensues. Watch below: