Nothing unexpected really, the article basically praises the cars ability to defy physics while questioning the necessity of it.
I'm only posting it because the performance is better than anyone thought.
0-60 4.8 seconds
1/4 mile 13.4 seconds @ 102.8mph
Love it or hate it I'll let everyone draw their own conclusions. Performance-wise though, it compares favorably with all the vehicles BMW intended the car to compete with in the same pricerange (ML63 AMG, Cayenne GTS/Turbo, Range Rover Sport Supercharged) as well as matching or besting the new Infinti FX50 (5.0s 0-60, 13.7s 1/4 mile, 0.85g, 63.3mph slalom, 124ft 60-0). At a higher price, though, of course.